We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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