wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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