Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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