He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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