I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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