So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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