Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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