How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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