my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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