Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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