How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
COCAINE IS GR8
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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