sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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