epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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