Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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