If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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