She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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