he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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