also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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