no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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