Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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