Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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