can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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