Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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