i don't like sucking hair
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just invented taco cereal.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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