thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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