New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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