Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
