Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I have fence marks all over my body
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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