Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
