Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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