stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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