did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
