Dual....:-)
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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