Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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