You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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