Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
it glows. i had to have it.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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