I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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