So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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