sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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