I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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