if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I can tuck mytits in my pants
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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