Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
