so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he thought i was a dude.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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