This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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