So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Randomize
