Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My pussy is not your playground.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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