Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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