69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
worst night to have a conscience
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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