Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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