Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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