just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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